Chelsea: “Well I wouldn’t be in maximum security because I’m a celebrity.”
Sarah: “But then, there’s no alcohol there so you would get withdrawals and then you would be the first to die.”
Chelsea: “I can go without alcohol.”
Jen: “What about lemons? You put lemons in everything, you don’t have lemons in prison.”
Chelsea: “Why don’t they have lemons?”
Heather: “You don’t get fresh produce in prison.”
Chelsea: “They have lemons in prison. Why wouldn’t they have a lemon? Why would they hold that against me? What did I ever do to the citrus family?”